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[andbegone]

sheldon j plankton

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dated for 4/20

[seasonthree]

[knock knock on plank's door]

[andbegone]

[opens said door]

[seasonthree]

Well, Plankton, I made it. Despite your directions.

[andbegone]

Ah, King Richard, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

[seasonthree]

Eh. [walks in and sits down at the table.]

[flowersonthewall]

[The doorbell rings!]

[andbegone]

[...Huh. That's strange. Sheldon definitely didn't invite anyone else over for lunch. He didn't even have time to follow Richard over to the table, so he just. Opens the door again.]

[flowersonthewall]

M-meep?

[There's a Muppet at the door. He's wearing clothes that match Plankton's. The word "HENCHMAN" is written on his nametag in bold lettering.

Let him in?]

[andbegone]

Ah, Beaker. [Well he DOES have extra chairs at the table so.] How would you like to join us for an unforgettable luncheon?

[flowersonthewall]

Mi-miimee meep.

[Honestly, Beaker can't believe Plankton actually bothered to learn his name.

Anyway, Beaker's absolutely taking a seat at the table. He makes eye contact with Richard.]

Meep?

[seasonthree]

Ah, how good of you to join us, orange pool noodle friend! How have you been?

[Offers Beaker a napkin.]

[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker accepts the gift of napkin.]

Mimeep! Meemuhmee-mimiii meep mi.

[mister_mystery]

[ding dong here comes a ringing door bell]

[andbegone]

[okay now what the fuck there's no way he has that many acquaintances

turns around. opens the door yet again.]

[mister_mystery]

[just fuckin. invites himself in like hey man what a party!]

I hope you've prepared an unforgettable luncheon!

[andbegone]

[he just stares after him, watching him walk in before hastily closing the door before anyone else can invite themselves over. he follows the old-timer in towards the kitchen, entirely bewildered.]

Who are you and how did you find my house?

[mister_mystery]

Pfft, what fellow conman doesn't know where people live?

[that answers nothing, he's gonna go ahead join the rest of the group]

[seasonthree]

Who let this poor person in here?

[directed at stan]

[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker has found a glass of wine and is sipping it, watching this disaster unfold before him.]

[andbegone]

He let himself in. Believe me, I had nothing to do with him being here. I don't even know him.

[seasonthree]

[looks at beaker]

[flowersonthewall]

[winesip]

[seasonthree]

Well? Do you know him, pool noodle?

[flowersonthewall]

Mi-meep mi mee-muh mimimi.

[mister_mystery]

[Casually pours one out for himself]

Oh, haven't you heard? You specifically invited me, uhh...

[what's this guys name again] Mr. Burger King.