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[andbegone]

sheldon j plankton

• Lives in Vista Way
• Works as a loser

cards

• Fire
• Costume Chaos
• Genie Lamp

ooc info

• contact: jaxisms on plurk or partyambulance#2789 on discord
• timezone: EST (check)

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[andbegone]

[from his spot near the front door where he's desperately trying to casually shuffle everyone Out Of His House, he turns to shout vaguely into the apartment.]

NO, KAREN, IT'S JUST THE NORTHERN LIGHTS.

[seasonthree]

Well, Plankton, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker follows Richard out the door, by which I mean Beaker follows Stan out the door because Stan is being dragged behind Richard like a limp ragdoll. Beaker's holding Stan's head off the ground, though, so it's all good.

Off to try to find an unconscious man's apartment! A story for another time, another day.

The wine bottle keeps almost slipping out of his shirt.]

[andbegone]

[Plankton waits until they're entirely out of view before slamming the door shut and turning around.]

Karen, the house is on fire.

[computerwife]

Thank you so much for that valuable information, Captain Obvious.

[she's currently trying to shoot that blizzard card spell at the fire in the kitchen but it sure isn't working!]

[andbegone]

Yeah, yeah, yell at me later, now's really not the time. [why isn't there a fuckin water card or something] What's your other card, all I've got is this lousy disguise one and--

[searches through his pockets quickly to check the other card]

--fire.

[figures.]

[marryapanther]

[f is for fire that burns down the whole town]