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[andbegone]

sheldon j plankton

• Lives in Vista Way
• Works as a loser

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• Costume Chaos
• Genie Lamp

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• contact: jaxisms on plurk or partyambulance#2789 on discord
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[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker accepts the gift of napkin.]

Mimeep! Meemuhmee-mimiii meep mi.

[mister_mystery]

[ding dong here comes a ringing door bell]

[andbegone]

[okay now what the fuck there's no way he has that many acquaintances

turns around. opens the door yet again.]

[mister_mystery]

[just fuckin. invites himself in like hey man what a party!]

I hope you've prepared an unforgettable luncheon!

[andbegone]

[he just stares after him, watching him walk in before hastily closing the door before anyone else can invite themselves over. he follows the old-timer in towards the kitchen, entirely bewildered.]

Who are you and how did you find my house?

[mister_mystery]

Pfft, what fellow conman doesn't know where people live?

[that answers nothing, he's gonna go ahead join the rest of the group]

[seasonthree]

Who let this poor person in here?

[directed at stan]

[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker has found a glass of wine and is sipping it, watching this disaster unfold before him.]

[andbegone]

He let himself in. Believe me, I had nothing to do with him being here. I don't even know him.

[seasonthree]

[looks at beaker]

[flowersonthewall]

[winesip]

[seasonthree]

Well? Do you know him, pool noodle?

[flowersonthewall]

Mi-meep mi mee-muh mimimi.

[mister_mystery]

[Casually pours one out for himself]

Oh, haven't you heard? You specifically invited me, uhh...

[what's this guys name again] Mr. Burger King.

[andbegone]

Look. I don't care who did and who didn't invite who. The sooner we get this over with, the sooner he can leave.

[we are all roasting Stan]

[flowersonthewall]

Mi-meep mee-me mimimeep!

[There's no need for bracket text anymore because there's two characters here who will ignore anything Beaker tries to say and just assume whatever they want for the meeps. Hi. How're you, person reading this? I hope your day is good.]

[andbegone]

My thoughts exactly. Richard, don't execute him. I'm going to check on the roast.

[also he just doesnt want to be here for continued fighting so hes ducking into the kitchen, bye]

[flowersonthewall]

["Roast," huh? [telltale games voice] beaker will remember that]

Mee... Meep mimuh?

[How's the weather?]

[mister_mystery]

Good, good, you?

[this muppet is now his Brethen and Burger King, an Enemy]

Ooh, what kinda wine is this?

unsanitary cw

[seasonthree]

........Pig's piss wine. Perfect for a poor person like yourself.

[obvious lie But. you know]

[mister_mystery]

Oh, you made it yourself?? That explains so much!

[TWO MAY PLAY THIS GAME]

Yeesh, that explains the stench comin' from ya. Gross

[seasonthree]

I'll have you know I shower once a month!

1/2

[mister_mystery]

HAH!

[flowersonthewall]

Mee-muh mimimi meep-mi! Mi-muhmeep?

[All he knows is that he found it in a cabinet, it looked like it was expensive, and he's gonna drain Plankton's savings drop by petty drop. Here's the bottle, go nuts.]

[mister_mystery]

[kermit nodding dot gif]

You are so wise, my fine friend.