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[andbegone]

sheldon j plankton

• Lives in Vista Way
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[andbegone]

[JESUS]

Richard!! I was just-- uh--

[he bends over to grab his foot, feigning a stretch.]

--stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

[seasonthree]

[squints




looks at the oven]


Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Sheldon?

[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker pops his head into the room, his eyes brimming with judgement. He's still sipping his wine.

Beaker remembers the roast.

What will you do, Sheldon?]

[andbegone]

Uh--

[he looks to the oven. back towards the others.]

--that isn't smoke! It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having.

[flowersonthewall]

[seasonthree]

OwO

[mister_mystery]

[seasonthree]

[ok gang let's duck outta the kitchen bye bye planky wanky]

[andbegone]

[he breathes a sigh of relief before climbing back out the window and rushing to the nearest Place That Happens To Sell Food. you know. That Place.

Some Time Passes, and when he returns from the kitchen, he's got a tray in his hands to present to the three at the table.]

Well, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!

[seasonthree]

I... thought we were having steamed clams.

[flowersonthewall]

[andbegone]

Oh, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

[mister_mystery]

...You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'.

[seasonthree]

What the hell are hamburgers?

[andbegone]

Yes. [he's ignoring Richard.] It's a regional dialect.

[flowersonthewall]

Mi-mii. meep meemi?

[mister_mystery]

Yeah, uh, what he said. What region?

[andbegone]

Uh... the Pacific Ocean.

[mister_mystery]

Really? Well I'm from the Atlantic and I've never heard of anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.

[andbegone]

Oh, not in the Atlantic, no. It's a Bikini Bottom expression.

[mister_mystery]

I see. [He doesn't press it, starts eating, and has no idea about the burgers resemblance to parks food]

[seasonthree]

[....also takes a bite of his burger]

You know, these "hamburgers" are quite similar to the ones they have at That One Place.

[andbegone]

Oh, no, these are patented Chumburgers! Old family recipe.

[seasonthree]

....For steamed hams.

[andbegone]

Yes.