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[andbegone]

sheldon j plankton

• Lives in Vista Way
• Works as a loser

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[mister_mystery]

Yeah, uh, what he said. What region?

[andbegone]

Uh... the Pacific Ocean.

[mister_mystery]

Really? Well I'm from the Atlantic and I've never heard of anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.

[andbegone]

Oh, not in the Atlantic, no. It's a Bikini Bottom expression.

[mister_mystery]

I see. [He doesn't press it, starts eating, and has no idea about the burgers resemblance to parks food]

[seasonthree]

[....also takes a bite of his burger]

You know, these "hamburgers" are quite similar to the ones they have at That One Place.

[andbegone]

Oh, no, these are patented Chumburgers! Old family recipe.

[seasonthree]

....For steamed hams.

[andbegone]

Yes.

[seasonthree]

Yes. And you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

[andbegone]

W-- ye-- I-- you know, the-- one thing I sh--

[...stands up.]

Excuse me for one second.

[seasonthree]

Of course.

[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker is, by now, on his 4th glass of wine. Maybe his fifth.]

[seasonthree]

[tap tap taps his foot, waiting for plank ]

[andbegone]

[...comes back out of the kitchen, which is suspiciously glowing orange.]

Well! That was wonderful. Good time was had by all, but I'm pooped.

[seasonthree]

Well, I should be- [hey WHAT]

Good Lord! What is happening in there?

[flowersonthewall]

M-MEEP?

[Startled by Richard's shout, Beaker falls out of his chair and onto the floor. Luckily, he doesn't take the wine with him.]

[andbegone]

...Aurora Borealis.

1/?

[seasonthree]

AURORA BOREALIS?

2/?

[seasonthree]

AT THIS TIME OF YEAR?

3/?

[seasonthree]

AT THIS TIME OF DAY?

4/?

[seasonthree]

IN THIS PART OF THE MULTIVERSE?

done

[seasonthree]

LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?

[andbegone]

Yes.

[seasonthree]

....May I see it?