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[andbegone]

sheldon j plankton

• Lives in Vista Way
• Works as a loser

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[mister_mystery]

Really? Well I'm from the Atlantic and I've never heard of anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.

[andbegone]

Oh, not in the Atlantic, no. It's a Bikini Bottom expression.

[mister_mystery]

I see. [He doesn't press it, starts eating, and has no idea about the burgers resemblance to parks food]

[seasonthree]

[....also takes a bite of his burger]

You know, these "hamburgers" are quite similar to the ones they have at That One Place.

[andbegone]

Oh, no, these are patented Chumburgers! Old family recipe.

[seasonthree]

....For steamed hams.

[andbegone]

Yes.

[seasonthree]

Yes. And you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

[andbegone]

W-- ye-- I-- you know, the-- one thing I sh--

[...stands up.]

Excuse me for one second.

[seasonthree]

Of course.

[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker is, by now, on his 4th glass of wine. Maybe his fifth.]

[seasonthree]

[tap tap taps his foot, waiting for plank ]

[andbegone]

[...comes back out of the kitchen, which is suspiciously glowing orange.]

Well! That was wonderful. Good time was had by all, but I'm pooped.

[seasonthree]

Well, I should be- [hey WHAT]

Good Lord! What is happening in there?

[flowersonthewall]

M-MEEP?

[Startled by Richard's shout, Beaker falls out of his chair and onto the floor. Luckily, he doesn't take the wine with him.]

[andbegone]

...Aurora Borealis.

1/?

[seasonthree]

AURORA BOREALIS?

2/?

[seasonthree]

AT THIS TIME OF YEAR?

3/?

[seasonthree]

AT THIS TIME OF DAY?

4/?

[seasonthree]

IN THIS PART OF THE MULTIVERSE?

done

[seasonthree]

LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?

[andbegone]

Yes.

[seasonthree]

....May I see it?

[andbegone]

...No.

[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker is. 100% sure that the room is on fire in there. Hm. Ok. Well, he might as well take everything that's salvageable out of this apartment and hit the road.

And that's why Beaker is now shuffling towards the door with one[1] full bottle of wine crammed down his shirt. It's fine. It's fine. That was always there.

Considering the fact that Stan is apparently passed out now in-between comments[rip jimley], Beaker's torn between trying to drag him out of here. Unfortunately, his weak little Muppet arms can't really do the job. So he's just gotta hope that either Richard or Plankton has some common sense for once.

So Stan's gonna burn to death, probably. gg]